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Polar Vortex? Beam Me Up, Scotty!

5:35AM this morning, on the way to work, NPR announced Chicago was in a “Polar Vortex,” where temperatures could drop as low as 45 degrees below zero. It was so cold…how cold was it? It was so cold, salt wasn’t … finish reading Polar Vortex? Beam Me Up, Scotty!

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