There’s an interview floating around of Hillary Clinton on NPR with Terry Gross. Hillary is called “snappy, testy, strangely awkward.” The interview is characterized as “tense,” which is precisely the right tone for an interview between a potential candidate for the presidency and a member of the free press.
Hillary hits back, insisting she “evolved.”
This seems odd, given all the conjecture, over the years, of Hillary Clinton being a lesbian. I should back-up here, and come out of my own closet.
I was raised on the North Shore of Chicago to be a racist, misogynistic, homophobic turd. I’m still a turd. But I dropped the other 3-things.
Luckily, I moved to New York City, where I spent 15-years getting knocked on my fanny, which had the accidental side effect of re-wiring my DNA, opening me up to who I was meant to be instead of who I was raised to be.
If you met me today, you’d have the mistaken impression I was always this way. My brother calls me a “loose cannon liberal.” But I’m not. I don’t even know what it means to be liberal.
I’m not liberal. I’m rational.
I believe in equal pay for equal work. I keep my mouth shut when friends marry people I’d never bang, straight or gay. I don’t think schoolchildren should be used as moving targets. I think Affordable Care is more than an Act, it’s a Universal Human Right. I dig Hillary Clinton. But I wish she’d be challenged in 2016 by Elizabeth Warren, who seems more suited to the times than Hillary, if I had to be completely candid.
Elections aren’t horse races. You don’t bet on who you think is going to cross the finish line first. You leave yourself open to change your mind, flip-flop, “evolve.”
There’s an interview floating around of Hillary Clinton on ABC with Diane Sawyer. Hillary talks about Monica, sexism, Vladimir Putin asserting it’s “better not to argue with women.”
I don’t care about Monica. I’m pro-blowjob. I know there’s sexism. But I think men should be called-out for their sexist behavior, not women for dealing with sexist behavior. I’d love to see Vladimir Putin demolished on the world stage by Hillary Clinton.
Vladimir Putin clearly suffers from Small Penis Syndrome. Nothing intimidates an insecure man suffering from Small Penis Syndrome more than an indifferent woman. What scares Vladimir Putin more than anything else is this: he’s not worthy of a second thought.
Moving right along…
Hillary Clinton’s book came out this week. It’s called “Hard Choices.” To my taste, the title is unfortunate, since it’s a little porny. But when it gets right down to it, there’s not much of a difference between porn and politics.
At least in porn, when the cameras stop rolling, the blue dress with the jizz stain ends-up where it belongs, at the dry cleaner.