There’s an interview floating around of Hillary Clinton on NPR with Terry Gross. Hillary is called “snappy, testy, strangely awkward.” The interview is characterized as “tense,” which is precisely the right tone for an interview between a potential candidate for the presidency and a member of the free press.

lesbian_hillary_globeThe issue is Gay Marriage. The contention is Hillary doing the political calculus on when it’s time to endorse Gay Marriage, even though, secretly, she always supported Gay Marriage.

Hillary hits back, insisting she “evolved.”

This seems odd, given all the conjecture, over the years, of Hillary Clinton being a lesbian. I should back-up here, and come out of my own closet.

I was raised on the North Shore of Chicago to be a racist, misogynistic, homophobic turd. I’m still a turd. But I dropped the other 3-things.

Luckily, I moved to New York City, where I spent 15-years getting knocked on my fanny, which had the accidental side effect of re-wiring my DNA, opening me up to who I was meant to be instead of who I was raised to be.

hillary_gay_scandal_globeSo when Hillary says she “evolved,” I know what she means.

If you met me today, you’d have the mistaken impression I was always this way. My brother calls me a “loose cannon liberal.” But I’m not. I don’t even know what it means to be liberal.

I’m not liberal. I’m rational.

I believe in equal pay for equal work. I keep my mouth shut when friends marry people I’d never bang, straight or gay. I don’t think schoolchildren should be used as moving targets. I think Affordable Care is more than an Act, it’s a Universal Human Right. I dig Hillary Clinton. gay_hillary_enquirerBut I wish she’d be challenged in 2016 by Elizabeth Warren, who seems more suited to the times than Hillary, if I had to be completely candid.

Elections aren’t horse races. You don’t bet on who you think is going to cross the finish line first. You leave yourself open to change your mind, flip-flop, “evolve.”

There’s an interview floating around of Hillary Clinton on ABC with Diane Sawyer. Hillary talks about Monica, sexism, Vladimir Putin asserting it’s “better not to argue with women.”

I don’t care about Monica. I’m pro-blowjob. I know there’s sexism. But I think men should be called-out for their sexist behavior, not women for dealing with sexist behavior. I’d love to see Vladimir Putin demolished on the world stage by Hillary Clinton.

hillary_gay_progaganda_drivelVladimir Putin clearly suffers from Small Penis Syndrome. Nothing intimidates an insecure man suffering from Small Penis Syndrome more than an indifferent woman. What scares Vladimir Putin more than anything else is this: he’s not worthy of a second thought.

Moving right along…

Hillary Clinton’s book came out this week. It’s called “Hard Choices.” To my taste, the title is unfortunate, since it’s a little porny. But when it gets right down to it, there’s not much of a difference between porn and politics.

ready_for_hillaryA lot of moaning and groaning about nothing. A lot of angling for the money shot. A lot of pounding away on uncomfortable couches. A lot of swallowing.

At least in porn, when the cameras stop rolling, the blue dress with the jizz stain ends-up where it belongs, at the dry cleaner.


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20 Responses to #ReadyForHillary

  1. Claudia says:

    Great piece, Greg!

    I particularly enjoyed the last few paragraphs. I like Hillary. She is an important part of history and I hope she does run for president.

    • Gregor says:

      Thanks, Claudia.

      I admire Hillary Clinton. I like the way she wins. Even more, I like the way she handles losing.

      I learned a lot by watching her lose the election to Barack Obama and then accept the position as Secretary of State.

      The guts!

      I look forward to reading her book, “Hard Choices.” And it’ll be interesting to see how she rolls out her decision, when she decides to roll out her decision, on making a 2nd bid for the presidency.

      There’s always been a part of my heart which believes her face is destined for Mount Rushmore.

  2. steven says:

    “it up to the iraqis as a sovereign nation to solve their problems” as obama looked down and read from his prepared speech today

    ..if you invade and totally upend the social order of a sovereign country and then put the blame back on them well its typical…What he should have said when he got into office was this..

    this war was wrong i was against it, and whether we leave now or in four years the same result will probably happen b\c
    the sunni and shia have been fighting for over 5000 years and just b\c we bribed the sunni with our taxpayers dollars to accept shia rule it has to end sometime ..homeostasis works on societies as well as in biology..i know the country is going to be in choas for awhile but better now than later and we are broke and cant afford it anymore..we are sorry and im sure we will reap what we sow and we getting the fuck out of dodge..This is how spoiled brats, children act blaming the iraqi’s..If we marched out last year we could have marched out day one in office like ron paul said he would do..

    i think next we should take the casinos away from the native americans and say they need to get their act together and not take handouts even though they did not even have a concept of money or property rights..

    hillary lost b\c she supported the iraq war..she looks tired and is going to have a harder time in this age with social media when she says things like her and bill were broke after the presidency..people are sick of this nonsense..

    • Gregor says:

      They were broke. They needed friends to co-sign for their mortgage. No one had really turned the post-presidency into such a financial windfall as Bill Clinton – the Clinton Foundation re-imagined the role of a president, post-presidency.

      I like everything you said, Steven. But even with your suggested speech for Obama regarding Iraq, it’s hindsight. We’re well-aware the mess in Iraq is ours. But we don’t have the attention span to get into the nitty-gritty of cleaning it up.

      We can’t even get into the nitty-gritty of cleaning up our own mess regarding the 2nd Amendment and school shootings.

      Hillary doesn’t look tired. She looks distinguished. You’re supposed to look that way. It’s called grace.

      PS – Ron Paul’s a kook and his son, Rand, should learn how to shut his mouth, talk about a spoiled brat!

  3. Andy says:

    The 2nd amendment doesn’t need to be amended and never will be amended. The only reason the hard left hates it is because they fear an armed populace. Well guess what it’s too late we’re already armed to the teeth and there’s going to be no gun buy backs or turn ins. From a practical prospective are you really comfortable having the right heavily armed and the left defenseless? If I was a lefty I would be screaming for the left to arm up. As for Hillary she nothing but an anti American closeted Marxist. Bill Clinton was offered Osama bin Laden 3 times from Sudan in his presidency and didn’t apprehend or kill him because ‘of a lack of evidence’. Pure scum the two of them. I was laughing my assignment off when Obama smashed the Clinton machine. Iraq may be imploding I’m monitoring the situation carefully and will report my findings before the end of the weekend.

  4. Andy says:

    We do have a potentially disastrous situation on our hands if the Iraq government falls. What were looking at is a Yugoslavia on the 5th largest oil reserve in the world. Think of Lebanon in the 80s-Sunni-shia-Christian and perhaps yet another American contingent. If the country implodes it would be difficult to argue the 2003 invasion. Stay away from.the 2nd and you’ll sweep every election for the next 40 years.

    • Gregor says:

      I’m not interested in sweeping elections. I’m interested in talented men & women doing what Barack Obama did in 2008: through hard work, eagerness to grow and willful stamina, winning the day.

  5. vince says:

    Andy, the right to bear arms can be handled in a very grown up way. For anyone who owns a firearm, they must register the weapon, pass a safety test (getting a license) and obtain a registration for the firearm. Just like a CAR!

    You cannot go out buy a vehicle and just hit the streets; and not risk arrest. You get to keep your guns, Andy. Just do it the right way.

    As for Hillary, she should try and get appointed to the Sup Ct. That would be a great place for her to help shape the future of our jurisprudence.

    Elizabeth Warren should be President and Gregor should run for Mayor of Chicago. Andy should come out as gay and Steve should have a couple more kids and become a stay at home mom.

    Claudia, for you, I hope you get your papers and don’t get deported. Do you know that you can get insurance that would protect you; marry Gregor.

    I spoke to him last week and he is afraid to tell you that he wants to taste your Mombo-Juice. Claudia Morelli. Doesn’t that sound nice?

  6. Andy says:

    Vincent are you really a member of the bar? Google Illinois FOID card. We already have huge restrictions to buy and sell firearms. Go to the ATF website and read the application for becoming a gun dealer.

    • Vince says:

      Andy, I am talking about owning a gun, not being an arms dealer. If you want to own a gun, you need to be licensed, the gun needs to be registered and you need to have insurance in case you injury or kill another person. Simple, easy peasy.

      I never said I was anything. I never claimed membership. Plausible deniability.

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  8. Andy says:

    Again Google FOID card. It’s a Marxist Illinois license to own a gun. Every one who wants to exercise their 2nd amendment right to bear arms has to fill this idiot form out. Absolutely not to insurance it would be too cost prohibitive for the middle class. Just like lawyers wanting to sue gun manufacturers it would’ve drastically reduced gun production which was of course it’s goal. Again you are going to run into brick walls every angle you try to disarm the people you so despise. We will NOT be defenseless.

    • Gregor says:

      Yes you will. You will be defenseless, poor dear.

      There, there, 8Andy. I know, it’s a big, scary world. But it’s coming to a long overdue end, using “Stand Your Ground” to justify open season on black teenagers and the 2nd Amendment as a small penis supplemental.

      We’re done being terrorized by the insecure.

  9. vince says:

    Hey, I get Hillary on the gay movement thing. I don’t mind the gay movement, just don’t shove it down my throat.

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