This is not Terrorism 101. This is Advanced Terrorism.
Amateurs crash planes into buildings. Amateurs spend a surplus invading Afghanistan. Amateurs march into Crimea to extend a winning streak of Olympic Gold.
Fact: there’s a multi-nation search, 40-ships, 43-aircrafts, which amounts to a vast array of wounded egos. Fact: day-10, Flight MH370 is still missing.
Malaysian Officials have begun twisting the narrative to accommodate the likelihood of a hijacking. They’re preparing us for a narrative they can control.
Fact: day-1, they lost control.
Fact: bad news isn’t bad news, until you lose control of the narrative.
Who would do this? Smart, capable men and women. Why would they do this? To get the world’s attention. What are they hoping to accomplish? High stakes negotiations where the upper-hand is a forgone conclusion. What’s their timeframe? The longer they take to make initial contact, the bigger the upper-hand.
Only an amateur terrorist would buy into the media hoopla. Only an amateur terrorist would attach their actions to a nation state. Only an amateur terrorist would forego anonymity to make known their demands.
It’s hard for the current crop of so-called world leaders to understand what’s going on regarding Flight MH370, since clearly, they’re amateur terrorists, amateur narcissists, rookies, unequipped to negotiate, baby-bottle poopie-pants.
Here are the terms. Pay attention, Junior.
Assemble an International War Crimes Tribunal, ipso facto. Try George W. Bush and Dick Cheney for lying to world about WMD’s, fetishizing torture and pre-emptively waging war on a sovereign nation.
Try Bashar al-Assad, Kim Jong-un and Ted Nugent for refusing to step squarely into adulthood, despite gray pubes.
Fox News is to be rebranded Fox Comedy.
Russell Brand is to be taken seriously.
Once those terms have been met, emissaries will be contacted of the 227-families on board Flight MH370. Until then, people of the world, keep this in mind: if you board a plane, you do so at your own risk, take that in, for realsies.
Go ahead, take-off your shoes. Go ahead, place your hands over your head in a diamond shape. Go ahead, masturbate to the illusion of security.
Oh Yeah, Baby…
If the aforementioned terms are not met, please keep in mind there are pilots all over the world who are in cahoots with the mission, since, believe it or not, there are perfectly secure men and women, who, worldwide, are no longer beholden to the brainwashed disposition of irrational attachment to “the motherland.”
WE ARE GROWN ASS MEN AND WOMEN.
To clarify, we like flags. So don’t misunderstand. You can misunderestimate. But don’t misunderstand. We don’t pledge allegiance to anything other than accountability.
Speaking of accountability, once the aforementioned line-up of war criminals are put on trial for crimes against humanity, crimes against decency, crimes against common sense and the unforgivable blunder of being an insufferable jerk, we too will make ourselves available for trial; believing, as we do, in the righteousness of accountability.
We don’t adhere to the current narrative. We don’t adhere to the storytellers currently writing for teleprompters. We don’t adhere to dimwitted enablers who blindly follow the marching orders of spoiled, unimaginative children.