What a good man. John McCain is a good man.
John McCain believes in the “greatness of Arizona,” a state which dragged its feet on Martin Luther King Day, turned a blind eye after Gabby Giffords was gunned-down at Safeway and now seeks to re-introduce America to the glory of Jim Crow Laws.
John McCain wants Arizona Governor Jan Brewer to veto SB 1062.
SB doesn’t stand for Senate Bill.
SB stands for Spoiled Brats.
Speaking of hateful behavior deserving of a swat on the fanny, Washington lobbyist Jack Burkman is drafting legislation which would ban gay athletes from playing in the NFL.
Ironically, this is good news for Michael Sam. Maybe it’ll keep him from ending up on the stupid farm, after a career spent bashing his head into other men, for the sake of Nike selling more sneakers.
Excuse me, did I miss something? When did we begin electing lobbyists to draft legislation?
Arrest Jack Burkman for impersonating an elected official. After which, arrest elected officials for impersonating adults. Television has cast a wicked spell, turning everyone who watches the poisonous screen into perpetual brats throwing perpetual tantrums over metaphorical cookies.
“I want the Cookie of Hatred, mommy. I was raised this way. It’s not my fault. I want the Cookie of Blamelessness, mommy. I’m uncomfortable. I’m uncomfortable being uncomfortable. I want the It’s All About Me Cookie, mommy.”
John McCain is the enabler-in-chief. Jan Brewer is the psycho du jour. Jack Burkman is the fat kid on the playground wearing cruelty as a mask of self-righteousness. Oh, and then there’s Vladimir Putin, the creepy guy in the van, parked on the outskirts of the playground, using the tears of Pussy Riot as lube, feverishly stroking, stroking, stroking.
Before the week is up, Jan Brewer will make a decision on SB 1062, like there’s actually a decision to make. John McCain called for a veto.