Megyn Kelly: Septuagenarian Fantasy Girl

The moment the teleprompter begins rolling, and Megyn Kelly opens her mouth, she becomes the antidote to Viagra. How’s it possible? How can someone so outwardly attractive be so inwardly repulsive?

How?!!

Santa Claus isn’t white. He’s green, the color of Mommy and Daddy’s money. Jesus Christ isn’t white. He’s green, the color of VIP Access in collection plates. Ann Coulter isn’t white. She’s green, the color of envy for all of the attention Megyn Kelly is garnering as the new “It Girl” of Hate Talk TV.

We don’t need truth and reconciliation. We need mandatory tongue lashings for willful liars. We don’t need redistribution of wealth. We need concentration camps for the chattering class, “Work Will Set You Free From Teleprompters.”

We don’t need a war on terror. Not when we’re being terrorized right here at home.

Think.

Try.

Thinking.

Forget about Edward Snowden. Grant asylum to Edward Snowden, Ipso Facto, and recommit America to freedom.

Set the NSA loose on members of Congress.

Start with Darrell Issa, a terror loving terrorist whose psychotic master plan includes guaranteeing himself, and his Washington DC Terror Cell, a lifetime of Affordable Care, while denying it to the people he’s pretending to represent.

First they fought the Affordable Care Act. Then they bashed the rollout of the Affordable Care Act. Now they’re touring the country, on the taxpayer tit, holding mock trials.

The intention is to terrorize. The result is Wank-A-Palooza on Hate Talk TV.

Breaking News: the highly coveted demographic of Apartheid in America is dying-off, which is bad for Grandpa Bernie, but good for the rest of us.

Get it while you can, a split screen 3-way featuring Darrell Issa, Ted Cruz and Megyn Kelly. Get it while you can, pity party porn. Get it while you can, all-white all-the-time white-on-white circle jerks. Get it while you can, a backdrop for Big Pharma to make bank on broken boners and saggy balls.

Get it while you can on Fox.

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4 Responses to Megyn Kelly: Septuagenarian Fantasy Girl

  1. Babs says:

    While Fox News has always been Fox Noise to me, it has now become Fox Fun! I am a Jon Stewart “Daily News” fan. Now I find myself also watching Fox Fun as it has become one big joke!! I wonder if when Megyn goes home she watches and laughs at herself?

  2. Steven says:

    if you think Edward should have asylum, why do think the Obama administration is saying no to that? Jay Carney just said at a press conference that he should be giving due process meaning they would treat him like a criminal who would have to stand trial.Why do you think Obama keeps backing the NSA programs? Also the fact 6 Us servicemen died in Afghanistan yesterday 13 years after 911 and after we “killed” Binl-laden why do you think we are still there? We spend over 20 billion a month on Iraq and Afghanistan which is equal to our monthly deficit.Imagine if we used that money to give us zero monthly deficit. Maybe we would not have to cut food stamps like Obama is supporting by supporting the Ryan budget, or cutting long term Unemployment like the budget currently supports.

    “Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed” Dwight D EisenHower.

    The first possible challenger for Hillary Clinton, the guy from Montana, says Obama turned hard right and is basically a corporatist. I agree..Corporations have done great during Obama. My brother as done amazing during Obama..Obama’s recovery by the GAO own numbers report 95 percent of the recovery has gone to the Top 1 percent. black unemployment, at the end of the Bush administration, had broken a long-held pattern of being twice that of white unemployment, it has returned to its former trend under President Barack Obama.Unemployment by blacks is 13.5 percent. Obama has made no real push to change nonviolent drug offenders out of jail.

    • Gregor says:

      I do not know, nor do I seek to understand “why.” I leave that to Conspiracy Theorists and Crystal Balls.

      I know what’s important to me. I know how to advocate what’s important to me. I’m no longer interested in explaining the strategies of those holding power, abusing power, or both.

      I wouldn’t glamorize Ike.

      Just finished Jim Newton’s book, “Eisenhower: The White House Years.” Yes, the quote you listed above is worthy of reflection. But Eisenhower was very much into covert military operations, had no regard for women and could care less about putting an end to the Jim Crow Laws which were destroying generations of children.

      Eisnehower regretted putting Earl Warren on the bench, perhaps the single greatest chief justice in the history of the Supreme Court.

  3. vince says:

    Santa knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows when you’ve been good or bad. He works for the NSA, for god’s sake.

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