45-Million are facing cuts in Food Stamps. This is a good thing. America needs to allocate its funds more effectively by doubling-down on drones, spying and the 27th Amendment,
which guarantees congressional pay regardless of job performance.
Forbes placed Vladimir Putin atop its annual list of the most influential and powerful people in the world. It’s true. But Forbes forgot to qualify exactly what world they were talking about. In this case, Vladimir Putin sits atop the world of intolerant, misogynistic, homophobic, power-addicted nipple flashers.
Bashar al-Assad joked, “The Nobel Peace Prize should have been mine.” It’s too bad the committee responsible for awarding the prize doesn’t have a sense of humor. They should absolutely award The Nobel Peace Prize to Bashar al-Assad, if for no other reason than to underscore the hilarity of using chemical weapons on your own people.
I’m having a hard time putting all of this together in my mind. We’re picking on 45-Million who are having a hard time putting food on the table, while at the same time; we’re rewarding the criminally insane.
President Obama should call Forbes and demand to be taken off the list altogether.
Then he should call the committee responsible for awarding The Nobel Peace Prize and give them the FedEx Number to the package he’s sending them, containing his 2009 Nobel Peace Prize.
Then, with the stroke of his pen, using an executive order, President Obama should repeal the 27th Amendment. Excuse my language, but I can’t stomach one more minute of those congressional motherfuckers.
As for the 45-Million who are facing cuts in Food Stamps, President Obama should make a formal address from the Oval Office, reassuring the 45-Million it’s not hunger pains they’re currently experiencing, it’s American Exceptionalism.