Starbucks: No Glockuccinos

Starbucks has asked customers not to bring guns into their stores. They’re wrong.

President Obama has asked Congress to have a meaningful debate on gun control. He’s wrong.

Republicans in the House Of Representatives have voted 42-times to repeal The Affordable Care Act. They’re right.

We don’t care, whether it’s affordable or costly. In the case of another massacre, this time at a Navy Yard, it’s beyond costly. But we don’t care. So let’s stop pretending.

Speaking of pretending…

Of course CNN hired Newt Gingrich. Of course Newt Gingrich linked the gun debate to the mental health debate. Of course the mental health debate is linked to “government run amok.”

Is there anything more amok than a Speaker of the House who’s engaging in a sexual dalliance going after the President of the United States of America for doing the same damn thing?

This is CNN’s recipe for meaningful debate: Amok mixed with Hypocrisy and a dash of Hubris. Media bigwigs calls it Crossfire. I call it Hogwash.

I was yelling at the TV. I was literally yelling at the TV. I had to turn it off. I couldn’t take it, not one more second. It was too painful.

If I want to ache that bad, I’ll post a personal ad on Craig’s List:

Man Seeking Woman With Chlamydia To Have 42 Meaningless Encounters In The Bathroom Stalls Of Congress.

Arm schoolchildren. Arm popcorn concession stand workers. Arm baristas. Most of all, arm guests in the greenrooms of CNN.

MENTALLY ILL IS THE NEW NORMAL.

Calling shooters mentally ill is redundant. Anyone who’d pick-up a gun is sick in the head. Preventing violent criminals from getting their hands on a gun is futile. Anyone who’d pick-up a gun is an aspiring homicidal maniac. Reasoning with Newt Gingrich is asinine.

No further clarification is required for asinine.

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4 Responses to Starbucks: No Glockuccinos

  1. TMV says:

    TMV officially states that Massacres, Newt, Mental Illness, Obama Care, Syria and Putin are not worthy stories.

    So, we caught up with Cher and asked her about Miley’s twirking at the awards:

    “I’m not old-fashioned. She could have come out naked, and if she’d just rocked the house, I would have said, ‘You go, girl.’ It just wasn’t done well. She can’t dance, her body looked like hell, the song wasn’t great, one cheek was hanging out. And, chick, don’t stick out your tongue if it’s coated. If you’re going to go that far, then think about it before you do it.”

    Later she also said:

    “I don’t give a s— if she comes out naked. Just be better, do better. Maybe she’s thrilled and delighted—everyone’s talking about it. And so, that’s almost as good as it being great, you know. Especially kind of in this day and age. It doesn’t make any difference if you’re good. It just makes a difference if people are talking about it.”

    • Gregor says:

      Here, Here!

      To Cher, the woman with so little self-awareness, she has a tattoo on her ass, there are rumors she had a rib removed and her ex-husband, Sonny, only found peace after smashing into a tree.

  2. Claudia says:

    It’s scary! I’m scared as a parent and as a human being to see the world around me going crazy.

    Whatever happened to taking responsibility, people are always quick to blame it on mental illness.

    We are a world of medicated zombies. Sorry, but that is how I feel.

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