What if the 2nd Amendment of the Syrian Constitution gives the people of Syria the right to bear chemical weapons? It is the weapon du jour.
It used to be muskets. Now it’s weapons of mass destruction, nuclear or chemical. Otherwise, you ain’t overthrowing shit, Jack.
What if Syria got a UN Resolution to bomb the US for mass school shootings? Every day we get further away from the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School, without doing one God Damn Thing to change, we reinforce the unworthiness of American Intervention Abroad.
What if Syria got a UN Resolution to bomb the US for allowing criminal bankers to bring the world economy to its knees, with irrefutable evidence that instead of punishing criminal bankers, America bailed out criminal bankers, which did little more than incentivize a repeating pattern of financial hocus pocus.
Moral Obscenity? You want to talk Moral Obscenity?
To Hell with Chemical Weapons. Let’s talk Hidden Fees.
To Hell with Chemical Weapons. Let’s talk Adjustable Rate Mortgages.
To Hell with Chemical Weapons. Let’s talk Bundling Mortgages.
Let’s talk TARP.
Troubled Asset Rape Program
Who cares about Assad? Who cares about Putin? Who cares about Mubarak? Who cares about Syria? Who cares about Russia? Who cares about Egypt? Who cares about a two-state solution? That is to say, who can afford to care?
Certainly not us. We can’t afford it. Take that in.