Seattle Police were armed heavily with bags of Doritos bearing a warning sticker in lieu of I-502, the Referendum on Marijuana.
Do: listen to Dark Side of the Moon at reasonable volume.
Not sure how I feel about “reasonable volume,” but otherwise, for the first time in my adult life, I actually feel as though Serve & Protect are on display in Seattle for the entire world to witness.
Forget the police in Beijing who bashed protesters in Tianamen Square. Forget the police in New York City who bashed protesters in Zuccotti Park. Forget the police in Syria, Moscow and Cairo who are currently bashing protesters in Parks Unknown.
We don’t know the names of the parks. But we know the names of the players: Assad, Putin, Morsi.
There’s a reason it’s called Kindbud. Maybe it’s time we stepped-back and took a gigantic hit of Kindness.
Free All Non-Violent Drug Offenders.
Law is supposed to reflect Justice. Order is supposed to reflect Tranquility. You’re not Protecting anyone if what you’re Serving is violent.
You don’t have to get high to dig my flow, check it out: replace Police Batons with Nerf Batons, replace Pepper Spray with Silly String, replace Criminal Codes with Quirky Stickers, replace Prison Bars with Snack Bars, replace Stop & Frisk with Move Along & Have A Nice Day.