In reality, the Cold War is little more than a Cold Shoulder.
Gay Kids could use asylum. So could Pussy Riot.
It’s time for Obama to broker a deal with Putin, whereby they get Edward Snowden and we get Pussy Riot. Plus, everyone who’s Gay.
Russia gets an Information Boom. America gets a Culture Boom. Stolichnaya gets a break.
I have the audacity to hope all of the athletes around the world show-up to the 2014 Sochi Olympics in rainbow colored short-shorts, for no other reason than to send a clear message: if you’re uncomfortable with Gay Sex, too fucking bad, get over yourself; now go fuck your unfuckable wife, jerk-off!
Homophobia is a relic of another time. So are Gulags. So are stupid leaders with stupid flag pins in their stupid lapels.
We don’t need ‘em. Not anymore. Have you noticed? We’re so far ahead, it’s exhausting bringing ‘em up-to-speed.
Unfortunately, what it leads me to believe is Barack Obama Is Not Transformational.
Turns out, the election of 2008 said more about us than it did about him. Once again, we were ahead of the politician, hoping the politician was up-to-speed, when in fact, Barack Obama was over-his-head.
Yes We Can.
No He Can’t.
Neither Barack nor Vladimir.
They’re both little more than two spoiled assholes, pandering to a base, in love with a lifestyle and caught-up in the pseudo importance of waving to the cameras as they walk across the lawn on the way to the big-fancy helicopter.
We no longer elect leaders. We vote for attitudes.